AAP’s Revolutionary Screen Time Guidelines: Blink, Breathe, Repeat
AAP’s Revolutionary Screen Time Guidelines: Blink, Breathe, Repeat In a groundbreaking move, the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) has released a new set of “screen…
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AAAS Shockingly Discovers Science Is, In Fact, Already Advanced
AAAS Shockingly Discovers Science Is, In Fact, Already Advanced In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the scientific community reeling, the American Association for the…
OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function
OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to revolutionize the field of artificial intelligence, OpenAI has…
Boeing Unveils Revolutionary “Ejecto-Seato” Safety Feature for 737 Max
Boeing Unveils Revolutionary “Ejecto-Seato” Safety Feature for 737 Max In a bold move to address recent safety concerns, Boeing has announced its latest innovation for…
The Jane Goodall Institute: Saving Primates, One Viral Selfie at a Time
The Jane Goodall Institute: Saving Primates, One Viral Selfie at a Time In the age of social media, the Jane Goodall Institute has discovered the…
Sultan Erdogan’s Latest Bid for Hearts and Likes: The Ottoman-Themed Selfie Campaign
Sultan Erdogan’s Latest Bid for Hearts and Likes: The Ottoman-Themed Selfie Campaign In a bold move to win the affection of his constituents, Turkish President…
Sugata Mitra: From Holes in the Wall to Holes in His Educational Theories
Sugata Mitra: From Holes in the Wall to Holes in His Educational Theories Sugata Mitra, the man who brought us the “Hole in the Wall”…
Bill Gates’ New Hobby: DIY Backyard Nuclear Reactors
Bill Gates’ New Hobby: DIY Backyard Nuclear Reactors In a shocking turn of events, tech mogul Bill Gates has found a new passion project: making…
Sit Back, Relax, and Let Tesla’s Autopilot Take the Wheel!
Sit Back, Relax, and Let Tesla’s Autopilot Take the Wheel! Attention all tech-savvy, sleep-deprived individuals! Tesla’s autopilot feature is here to revolutionize your driving experience.…