Sit Back, Relax, and Let Tesla’s Autopilot Take the Wheel!
Sit Back, Relax, and Let Tesla’s Autopilot Take the Wheel! Attention all tech-savvy, sleep-deprived individuals! Tesla’s autopilot feature is here to revolutionize your driving experience.…
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Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In 2.0”: A Guide to Embracing Privacy Violations
Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In 2.0”: A Guide to Embracing Privacy Violations In a stunning departure from her original “Lean In” philosophy, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg…
AI Prediction Model Now Officially Driving NASCAR Races
AI Prediction Model Now Officially Driving NASCAR Races In a shocking turn of events, NASCAR officials have announced that SportsLine’s prediction model will now be…
NSF Unveils Groundbreaking Study: ‘Jargonistic Lexicographical Phenomenon’ Proven to Exist
NSF Unveils Groundbreaking Study: ‘Jargonistic Lexicographical Phenomenon’ Proven to Exist In a stunning revelation that has shaken the academic world, the National Science Foundation (NSF)…
Anthropic’s Revolutionary 0.5 Update: AI Now 0.01% Smarter!
Anthropic’s Revolutionary 0.5 Update: AI Now 0.01% Smarter! In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the tech world gasping for air (or perhaps just yawning),…
MSNBC Reaches Singularity, Collapses Into Black Hole of Self-Referential Reporting
MSNBC Reaches Singularity, Collapses Into Black Hole of Self-Referential Reporting In a move that has left media critics and physics professors scratching their heads, MSNBC…
Meta’s Master Plan: Unite the World, Steal Your Data
Meta’s Master Plan: Unite the World, Steal Your Data In a shocking turn of events, Meta Platforms, the company formerly known as Facebook, has unveiled…
Safe Superintelligence Inc.: Where AI Dreams Go to Die
Safe Superintelligence Inc.: Where AI Dreams Go to Die In a shocking turn of events, Ilya Sutskever, the renowned AI researcher and co-founder of OpenAI,…
Labour Party’s Bird-Brained Scheme: Free Wi-Fi for Feathered Friends
Labour Party’s Bird-Brained Scheme: Free Wi-Fi for Feathered Friends In a bizarre turn of events, the Labour Party has unveiled its latest manifesto, and it’s…