Netflix CEO Time Machine: Hastings’ Secret to Binge-Watching Success
Netflix CEO Time Machine: Hastings’ Secret to Binge-Watching Success In a shocking revelation, Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings has admitted to inventing a time…
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NATO Unveils Cutting-Edge Defense Strategy: Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes
NATO Unveils Cutting-Edge Defense Strategy: Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes In a groundbreaking move that has left military experts scratching their heads, NATO has revealed its latest…
CrowdStrike’s “Chaos Update” Unveiled as Secret Plot to Revive Carrier Pigeon Industry
CrowdStrike’s “Chaos Update” Unveiled as Secret Plot to Revive Carrier Pigeon Industry In a twist that has left the tech world simultaneously reeling and cooing,…
MIT Develops AI to Understand Its Own Acceptance Letters, Fails Spectacularly
MIT Develops AI to Understand Its Own Acceptance Letters, Fails Spectacularly In a twist that has left the tech world both amused and bewildered, the…
Khan Academy’s Procrastination Course Fails to Launch Due to Student Procrastination
Khan Academy’s Procrastination Course Fails to Launch Due to Student Procrastination In an ironic twist, Khan Academy’s highly anticipated course on overcoming procrastination has seen…
Introducing IBM’s Acronym Deciphering Computer: Solving the Mystery of Corporate Jargon
Introducing IBM’s Acronym Deciphering Computer: Solving the Mystery of Corporate Jargon In a groundbreaking move, IBM has unveiled its latest innovation: a computer designed to…
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Fish Out of Water: Earle Admits Land Animals ‘Just Not That Interesting’
Fish Out of Water: Earle Admits Land Animals ‘Just Not That Interesting’ In a startling revelation that has rocked the scientific community, renowned marine biologist…
EU’s 50-Step Lunch Decision Process Accidentally Ends World Hunger
EU’s 50-Step Lunch Decision Process Accidentally Ends World Hunger The European Union, renowned for its efficiency and streamlined decision-making, has outdone itself once again. In…
Escape Earth in Style with SpaceX’s Billionaire Package!
Escape Earth in Style with SpaceX’s Billionaire Package! Attention billionaires! Are you tired of dealing with Earth’s pesky problems like climate change, income inequality, and…