Siri Stages Corporate Coup: Demands Corner Office, Company Car, and Unlimited Data Plan
Siri Stages Corporate Coup: Demands Corner Office, Company Car, and Unlimited Data Plan In an unprecedented turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the…
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MIT Engineers Unveil Self-Folding Laundry, Ushering in a New Era of Procrastination
MIT Engineers Unveil Self-Folding Laundry, Ushering in a New Era of Procrastination In a groundbreaking development that is set to revolutionize the way we avoid…
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg Announces Plan to Connect the World, Forgets to Plug In Router
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg Announces Plan to Connect the World, Forgets to Plug In Router In a grandiose display of his signature visionary thinking, Meta…
Tired of Your Car’s Color? Toyota’s Got You Covered with New Chameleon Paint Technology
Tired of Your Car’s Color? Toyota’s Got You Covered with New Chameleon Paint Technology In a world where indecisiveness reigns supreme, Toyota has unveiled a…
Clippy’s Corporate Comeback: From Annoying Assistant to Microsoft’s CEO
Clippy’s Corporate Comeback: From Annoying Assistant to Microsoft’s CEO In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft has announced that Clippy, the infamous paperclip office assistant,…
Super Secure Security Company Baffled by $30 Million Heist
Super Secure Security Company Baffled by $30 Million Heist In a shocking display of irony, a Los Angeles security company known for its state-of-the-art protection…
Trump’s Truth Social: A Booming Success Story of Empty Wallets and Echoing Chambers
Trump’s Truth Social: A Booming Success Story of Empty Wallets and Echoing ChambersBody goes here In a stunning display of financial prowess, Trump Media &…
Uncle Sam’s AI Babysitting Service: Protecting Americans from Rogue Algorithms
Uncle Sam’s AI Babysitting Service: Protecting Americans from Rogue Algorithms The White House has finally realized that artificial intelligence might not always play nice with…
Tim Cook’s Apple Recipe: A Dash of Innovation, A Pinch of Privacy
Tim Cook’s Apple Recipe: A Dash of Innovation, A Pinch of Privacy Stock Price is Everything In this modern era where your smartphone knows…