OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function
OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to revolutionize the field of artificial intelligence, OpenAI has…
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Costco’s Chicken Packaging Revolution Sparks Nationwide Poultry Panic
Costco’s Chicken Packaging Revolution Sparks Nationwide Poultry Panic In a move that has ruffled more feathers than a chicken coop during molting season, Costco’s decision…
The Wendy Kopp Method: Brewing Success in Teacher Training
The Wendy Kopp Method: Brewing Success in Teacher Training Wendy Kopp, the founder of Teach For America, has been a driving force in education reform…
Democrats Unveil “President Emeritus” Plan: Biden to Nap While Others Lead
Democrats Unveil “President Emeritus” Plan: Biden to Nap While Others Lead In a stunning turn of events following President Biden’s shaky debate performance, Democrats have…
The Jane Goodall Institute: Saving Primates, One Viral Selfie at a Time
The Jane Goodall Institute: Saving Primates, One Viral Selfie at a Time In the age of social media, the Jane Goodall Institute has discovered the…
NFL Drowning in Debt, Resorts to Comically Desperate Measures
NFL Drowning in Debt, Resorts to Comically Desperate Measures In a shocking turn of events, the NFL has been slapped with a $4.7 billion class-action…
T.D. Jakes: The Gospel According to Gucci
T.D. Jakes: The Gospel According to Gucci In the world of megachurch pastors, few have made a name for themselves quite like T.D. Jakes. Known…
Australia Rolls Out Red Carpet for Assange, Accidentally Reveals All State Secrets
Australia Rolls Out Red Carpet for Assange, Accidentally Reveals All State Secrets In a stunning turn of events, Australia has welcomed home Julian Assange, founder…
Sultan Erdogan’s Latest Bid for Hearts and Likes: The Ottoman-Themed Selfie Campaign
Sultan Erdogan’s Latest Bid for Hearts and Likes: The Ottoman-Themed Selfie Campaign In a bold move to win the affection of his constituents, Turkish President…