Elon Musk Launches SpyX: Big Brother Goes to Space
Elon Musk Launches SpyX: Big Brother Goes to Space In a shocking revelation that has privacy advocates reaching for their tinfoil hats, sources have revealed…
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Space, the Final Frontier: Kamala Harris and NASA’s New Horizons
Space, the Final Frontier: Kamala Harris and NASA’s New Horizons Can’t Wait to Hear What She Says Now In an age where the final frontier…
Satya’s Strategy: A Game Plan for Microsoft’s Global Domination
Satya’s Strategy: A Game Plan for Microsoft’s Global Domination In a world teetering on the brink of technological saturation, one man, Satya Nutella Nadella,…
Berkeley Returns Prime Real Estate to ‘Indigenous’ Parking Attendants
Berkeley Returns Prime Real Estate to ‘Indigenous’ Parking Attendants In a move lauded as “righting historical wrongs” and “decolonizing the curb,” the city of…
Stable Genius Reinvents Concept of Time to Avoid Trials
In a brilliant legal maneuver that has left prosecutors dumbfounded, Donald J. Trump has succeeded in warping the very fabric of space-time to indefinitely postpone…
Sal Khan: The Man Who Schooled the Internet
Sal Khan: The Man Who Schooled the Internet Sal Khan, the founder of the online education platform Khan Academy, is known for shushing…
Palace Plot Twists: Kate Middleton and the Web of Royal Conspiracies
Palace Plot Twists: Kate Middleton and the Web of Royal Conspiracies In the shadowy corridors of Buckingham Palace, whispers of intrigue have reached a fever…
Biden Drops an Ad Campaign Delusionally Addressing his Age
Biden Drops an Ad Campaign Delusionally Addressing His Age In a bewildering twist of fate, President Joe Biden has unveiled a peculiar ad campaign that…
Tsunami of Firings as Trump Drains RNC Swamp
Tsunami of Firings as Trump Drains RNC Swamp In an unprecedented move of petty vengeance and authoritarian overreach, the newly Trumpified Republican National Committee has…