Hee-Hawliday Inn: The Donkey Sanctuary's 5-Star Donkey Luxury Resort for Retired Equines

Hee-Hawliday Inn: The Donkey Sanctuary’s 5-Star Donkey Luxury Resort for Retired Equines

Welcome to Hee-Hawliday Inn, the world’s first donkey luxury resort where retired equines can live out their golden years in style! This revolutionary concept in animal welfare combines the best of five-star hospitality with top-notch care for our long-eared friends.

Unbridled Luxury: Accommodations Fit for a Donkey King

At this donkey luxury resort, every suite is a stable marvel. Our rooms feature memory foam bedding made from the finest hay, climate-controlled stalls, and panoramic views of lush pastures. “We spare no expense in ensuring our guests feel like the kings and queens of the barnyard,” says resort manager Jack A. Sass.

An opulent hotel room with hay-stuffed pillows, a chandelier made of carrots, and a donkey lounging on a four-poster bed, watching a large flat-screen TV showing nature documentaries.

Mane Attraction: Activities for the Discerning Donkey

Who says you can’t teach an old donkey new tricks? Our activity program includes water aerobics in our “Whinny Pool,” yoga classes (Downward Facing Donkey, anyone?), and our popular “Bray-oke” nights. For the more adventurous, we offer guided hikes through our scenic trails, lovingly dubbed “Grand Canyon Express.”

Hay There, Gorgeous: Spa Treatments and Grooming Services

A donkey receiving a full spa treatment, including a mud mask, cucumber slices over its eyes, and its hooves being painted with glittery polish. The donkey looks blissfully relaxed.

Our world-class spa offers a range of treatments to keep our guests looking and feeling their best.

From hoof pedicures to tail extensions, we’ve got everything to make a donkey feel like a million bucks. Our signature “Mule-ti-Step Korean Skincare Routine” is particularly popular among our fashion-forward guests.

When asked about the resort’s unique design elements, Maiden India, Product Designer at PISR, enthusiastically shared:

“Darling, designing for donkeys is my new passion! We’ve created a haven that’s part Ritz-Carlton, part barn, and all fabulous. I even recycled my ex-boyfriend’s old suits into stylish donkey jackets.

Talk about turning trash into treasure! It’s eco-friendly, fashion-forward, and utterly ass-tounding!”

Fodder for Thought: Culinary Delights at Hee-Hawliday Inn

Our Michelin-starred chef has created a menu that caters to the sophisticated palate of the modern donkey. From our famous “Hay Tasting Menu” to our “Carrot Carpaccio,” every meal is a celebration of equine gastronomy. Don’t miss our popular “Thistle Thursdays” where guests can sample exotic weeds from around the world.

As this one-of-a-kind donkey luxury resort continues to redefine luxury for the four-legged set, one thing is clear: retirement has never looked so good on four hooves. So the next time you’re planning a getaway, why not consider a stay where the guests are a little more… stubborn? After all, at Hee-Hawliday Inn, we don’t just meet expectations – we kick them to the curb!