Dr. Anthony Fauci Claims that Vaccines Cause Being a Superhero
Dr. Anthony Fauci Claims that Vaccines Cause Being a Superhero
After nearly four years in obscurity due to what can only be assumed as sheer embarassment, Dr. Anthony Fauci is now suggesting that vaccines aren’t just protecting us from diseases; they’re secretly the origin story for our future superhero selves.
Dr. Fauci Rebranding
So, imagine this: the COVID shot you got last winter wasn’t just shielding you from nothing; it was planting the seeds of your superhero destiny. According to these scientific masterminds, each vaccine is like a booster shot for a specific superpower. Flu shot? Congratulations, you’ve just unlocked the power of autism, which Dr. Fauci is apparently rebranding as a positive diagnosis.
Trust The Science
And of course, the COVID vaccine, the pièce de résistance. That’s your ticket to shape-shifting abilities, allowing you to seamlessly blend into any social situation, as long as you have your vaccine passport, that is.
Now, I’m not a scientist, but I’ve played a few on TV (kind of like Dr. Fauci). And even I have to admit, this idea is so outlandishly absurd that it’s hard not to chuckle. So, the next time you roll up your sleeve for a vaccine, just remember, you might be one jab away from discovering your superpower.
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