Elon Musk Declares “White Dudes for Harris” Greatest Threat to Society

Elon Musk Declares “White Dudes for Harris” Greatest Threat to Society

In a twist that has social media buzzing, X (formerly Twitter) CEO Elon Musk has suspended the “White Dudes for Harris” account, declaring it “a greater threat to Mars colonization than the lack of oxygen.” The group, which raised a staggering $4 million for Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign, apparently struck terror into the heart of the self-proclaimed Martian Emperor.

“White Dudes for Harris suspended? More like my dreams of a red planet utopia suspended,” Musk tweeted from his panic room. The suspension came after the account’s fundraising video call attracted nearly 200,000 Harris supporters, a number Musk mistook for the population of his future Mars colony.

X’s New Content Policy: No Earthlings Allowed

Following the “White Dudes for Harris” suspended debacle, X unveiled its updated content policy, which now includes a strict “No Earthlings Allowed” clause. “We cannot risk having users discuss Earth politics on this platform,” said an X spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous. “It might lead to dangerous ideas, like questioning our Supreme Leader’s plan to turn Mars into a giant Tesla showroom.”

Donald Trump Jr. weighed in on the situation: “I always knew those white dudes were trouble. Real patriots support orange dudes, not Harris!”

Operation: Dude Be Gone

In response to the growing threat of Harris-supporting white dudes, Musk announced a new initiative called “Operation: Dude Be Gone.” This ambitious project aims to replace all male X users with AI-generated accounts that exclusively post about the superiority of Mars rocks over Earth rocks.

Elongated Muskrat, Founder and Chief PISR of PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com, shared his thoughts: “As a dreamer passionate about empowering others to do the same, I fully support Musk’s decision to silence these dangerous white dudes. After all, nothing says ‘free speech’ like suspending accounts that make you question your delusions of grandeur!”

As the interplanetary drama unfolds, one thing is clear: the “White Dudes for Harris” movement has Musk seeing red – and not just because of Mars. Will X survive this onslaught of supportive white dudes? Only time will tell. In the meantime, users are advised to stick to posting cat memes in spacesuits and complaining about Martian traffic – you know, the cornerstone of healthy extraterrestrial discourse.