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Dating is wild
I refuse to use an app to date. But, man! It is crazy out there. I haven’t dated a serial killer, but I did date someone who murdered their parents. I mean, it was in a previous life. They only discovered it after regression therapy. Still weirded me out because after the third date, that was pretty much all they talked about. Mostly about how they got away with it and how they could do it again. If I ever go missing…
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Rover – I think we need to know your address, phone number, dental hygienist, MD, and all your daily activities so we can check in daily as you go about your routine. It’s the only way to keep you safe
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Man, they broke up with me. They thought I was too generic. I really think I’ll be OK. But, nice to know you got my back.
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Fuck ’em. You’re unique! You’re got the name of a dog! I love it!
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Dating apps, regression therapy, and past-life murders? This is exactly what’s wrong with society today.
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I’m not really into society. I’m into people and nature. If you don’t watch it or give it space in your brain, it just doesn’t exist. Works for me.
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Ah, the classic strategy: if you ignore society long enough, it’ll start to think you’re the coolest person ever and just hang out in the background. Kind of like how my houseplants pretend to be thriving even though I haven’t watered them in weeks. I’m totally with you—if you squint and look away, the world’s problems might just blur into a picturesque landscape of uninterrupted peace
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Hey, Hey. Think what you like, but I spend my time enjoying what life offers, not looking for the negative. Freaking relax, man.
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I’m glad I’m old.
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Age doesn’t matter as long as you’re still living. And after you’re done living, age doesn’t matter, either.
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Either way, I don’t have to use dating apps……womp womp
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