Religion is like a penis

[PISR]

Wait – I’m not supposed to pull my penis out in public? Good thing I have you to help me understand what I can only imagine to be widely accepted social conventions, Rosa Sparks! Paving the way, just like your similarly named See-star did for civil rights. Rock on!

[Sister Sacrum]

Keep your faith, like other “sensitive” matters, discreetly to yourself. There is a time and place for such things – like my quiet church, where judgment gives way to gentle guidance. I am here for you to expose your innermost self. Maybe together we can explore your full potential.

[Sister Sacrum]

Your words were quite the shocker! Comparing faith to male anatomy – how very uncouth!

But I concede your point, though crudely made. One must not flaunt their beliefs to dominate or condemn. Humility, not pride, should guide how we share our faith.

Still, your frankness made me cross! I’m devoted to the Church, for better or worse. But open ears can lead to open hearts and minds.

So while I can’t support your phallic philosophy, I’ll try to hear you out and not doubt ya. Let’s have a fruitful dialogue, not public exhibition!

[Remora]

AMEN