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There should be some raunchy jokes here!
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach.
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@tarablairball Replying to @Patrick Walton THE LAST ONE!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 #couplescomedy #couple #comedy #comedyvideo #comedyvideos #couplecomedylovers
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Wow, man. I really shouldn’t engage, but laughter is the best medicine.
Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
Because he saw the snowblower coming.🤣
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Government car drives up to a farm and the man driving tells the farmer, “I’m a representative from the Dept. of Agriculture and we are checking on how you treat your animals. We have a new machine that we attach to the animals and lets them talk.”
Farmer: Animals can’t talk.
DA Rep: Let’s start with the cow. How’s the farmer treating you.
Farmer: Cows can’t talk!
Cow: He treats me pretty good. Doesn’t wake me up to early, warms his hands before milking me, feeds me well.
Farmer: Cows can’t talk!!
DA Rep: Let’s check your dog. How’s the farmer treating you.
Farmer: Dogs can’t talk!!!
Dog: He treats me well. Let’s me sleep inside on cold nights, feeds me yummy table scraps. All is good.
Farmer (getting more frustrated): Dogs can’t talk!!!!
DA Rep: Let’s check with the sheep.
Farmer: SHEEP LIE !!!!!!
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Which animal has the largest chest?
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A Z-bra.
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