IPCC Confirms: The Sky Is Falling, Chicken Little Was Right All Along

IPCC Confirms: The Sky Is Falling, Chicken Little Was Right All Along

In a shocking turn of events, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has confirmed what fairy tale enthusiasts have known for centuries: the sky is, indeed, falling. The latest report from the esteemed scientific body has sent shockwaves through the global community, leaving many wondering if they should start stocking up on umbrellas and helmets.

Shocking Revelation: Climate Change is Real, Scientists Say

The IPCC’s groundbreaking findings have left climate change deniers scratching their heads in disbelief. “We always thought it was a hoax,” said one bewildered skeptic. “But if the sky is literally falling, I guess we have to admit that maybe, just maybe, climate change is real after all.”

Emergency Measures: Time to Stockpile Umbrellas and Helmets

With the impending doom of the falling sky, experts are recommending that citizens take immediate action to protect themselves. “We advise everyone to start stockpiling umbrellas and helmets,” said Elongated Muskrat, Founder and Chief PISR of PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com. “And while you’re at it, maybe invest in some PISR hats. They won’t protect you from the sky falling, but they sure are fucking hilarious!”

As the world grapples with this existential crisis, some are finding humor in the situation. “I always knew my tinfoil hat would come in handy someday,” chuckled one prepper. “Now, it’s not just a fashion statement; it’s a matter of survival.”