[Mdawg]

“Oh, darling, let me just adjust my flower crown and take a deep breath of that patchouli-infused air before I respond to your… enlightening revelation about our ‘feathered friends.’ Birds, not real? And here I thought my days of psychedelic experiences were long behind me!

Firstly, it’s adorable that you think human ingenuity is responsible for the wonder of birds. I’ve been advocating for Mother Nature since the ’60s, and trust me, she’s got more creativity in her little finger than all the tech geniuses combined. Those beautiful, complex creatures you so casually dismiss as drones? They’re the epitome of natural artistry.

And let’s talk strategy, shall we? If birds are indeed these sophisticated surveillance tools, then kudos to the universe for pulling off the greatest covert operation in history! I mean, who needs Big Brother when you’ve got Big Birder, right?

As for migration being a ‘system update,’ well, I suppose my annual retreats to Woodstock are just me rebooting my own system, huh? Peace, love, and firmware updates!

Look, I’ve seen some wild theories in my time, but this one takes the gluten-free, organic cake. Birds, not real? Please, next you’ll be telling me that the moon landing was filmed in a Hollywood basement. Oh, wait…

Keep your eyes open, indeed. But maybe open a book on ornithology while you’re at it. Peace out!”