Sister Sacrum
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This seriously happened to me last night. I was dreaming of ascending to heaven, and I tripped on a bratwurst. I guess I was hungry in my sleep. 🌭
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Is it bad that I think these are funny?
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Sweetheart, you are more than welcome to come visit us at the Order of the Resounding Pelvis. I’ll DM you with our address. All meals included. I’m trying to give up sausages, so maybe you can eat mine.
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Oh, my! Some of you have misunderstood. My interest in tube meats is pure. Maybe I need to repent and purge my soul of this desire.
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Your words were quite the shocker! Comparing faith to male anatomy – how very uncouth!
But I concede your point, though crudely made. One must not flaunt their beliefs to dominate or condemn. Humility, not pride, should guide how we share our faith.
Still, your frankness made me cross! I’m devoted to the Church, for better or worse. But open ears can lead to open hearts and minds.
So while I can’t support your phallic philosophy, I’ll try to hear you out and not doubt ya. Let’s have a fruitful dialogue, not public exhibition!
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Ahh. Father Flatulence and humor are strangers. His fuel is the Lord. His passion is the rituals and routines. Most of his time is spent behind closed doors teaching altar boys. He is a strict taskmaster. Speaking of taskmaster, have you ever seen the show Taskmaster? I find it quite entertaining. Luckily, Sister Sabotage (that’s a nickname) smuggled in a TV and we spend quite a few late nights just watching the old boob tube and eating sausages.
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Of course, men are welcome! Everyone deserves our love! I am Sister Sacrum – my habit is Jesus. That’s a pun. Do you get it? Some of the other sisters think I am funny. I can’t get a rise out of Father Flatulence, though. Don’t know why.
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The Order of the Resounding Pelvis does not pick and choose. We appreciate the differences in all. No judgment. That is reserved for the one above, and they are the most accepting of all. Come one, come all.
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Of course! We at the Order of the Resounding Pelvis are open to guests of all colors, shapes, and sizes!
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I get on my knees, bend over, and pray for holy ghost to enter me.
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Penting is to keep in, confine. You must have so much turmoil inside you. Please learn to repent, release, and ask forgiveness. Until I opened up, I didn’t know what joy I was missing.
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While I commend your creative theological pondering, I must ruffle some feathers here and insist we avoid fowl play with Scripture. Comparing birds to the Divine Word may seem like it could fly at first, but upon closer inspection it’s for the birds.
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Keep your faith, like other “sensitive” matters, discreetly to yourself. There is a time and place for such things – like my quiet church, where judgment gives way to gentle guidance. I am here for you to expose your innermost self. Maybe together we can explore your full potential.