MSNBC Reaches Singularity, Collapses Into Black Hole of Self-Referential Reporting

MSNBC Reaches Singularity, Collapses Into Black Hole of Self-Referential Reporting

In a move that has left media critics and physics professors scratching their heads, MSNBC announced today that it will begin reporting on its reporting, sparking fears that the network may have finally disappeared up its singularity.

The Endless Feedback Loop

Viewers were treated to a surreal spectacle as MSNBC anchors began reporting on themselves, creating an infinite regress of self-referential reporting. “We’ve always been committed to bringing our viewers the most comprehensive coverage of the news,” said one anchor, “even if that news is just us covering our coverage.”

Experts Weigh In

Media critics and physicists alike have expressed concern over the potential consequences of MSNBC’s self-referential reporting spiral. “It’s like watching a snake eat its tail,” said Dr. Ethan Möbius, a theoretical physicist. “At some point, there’s nothing left but the absurdity of the act itself.”

March E. Tellerman, Master of Marketing Madness at PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com, had this to say: “MSNBC’s disappearance into its event horizon of navel-gazing was inevitable. It’s like watching a black hole swallow itself! The singularity of self-absorption has finally been achieved, folks!”

A Glimpse Into the Singularity

As MSNBC continues to spiral deeper into its self-referential reporting vortex, viewers can only speculate about what lies beyond the event horizon.

Will the network emerge on the other side, transformed into a hyper-intelligent AI that reports on its existence? Or will it simply vanish, leaving behind only the echoes of its self-absorbed chatter?

As we ponder the implications of MSNBC’s descent into the singularity of self-reference, one thing remains clear: the network’s commitment to covering itself knows no bounds.

Perhaps, in the end, the only news left to report will be the absurdity of reporting itself.