North Korea Crowns Itself ‘Best Korea,’ South Korea’s Eye Roll Triggers Minor Earthquake

North Korea Crowns Itself ‘Best Korea,’ South Korea’s Eye Roll Triggers Minor Earthquake

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, North Korea recently declared itself the “Best Korea,” causing South Korea to react with an eye roll so intense it registered on seismographs across the globe. This latest development in the ongoing “international sibling rivalry” has left the world wondering if these two will ever just hug it out.

The Claim Heard ‘Round the World

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un took to the global stage to proudly proclaim North Korea as the undisputed “Best Korea.” In a speech filled with grandiose claims and self-aggrandizement, Kim insisted that North Korea’s superiority in everything from kimchi-making to synchronized flag-waving was unmatched.

 South Korea’s Seismic Eye Roll

In response to North Korea’s bold assertion, South Koreans collectively rolled their eyes so hard that satellites picked up on the movement from space. Seismologists initially mistook the event for a minor earthquake before realizing it was just South Korea’s exasperation manifesting on a geologic scale.

A. B. Zedong, Dictator of Operations at Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility (PISR), commented on the situation: “As a literal dictator myself, I have to admire Kim’s audacity. Declaring yourself the best at everything? That’s a power move. I might just have to steal that idea for our next company meeting.”

Just Another Day in the Neighborhood

For North and South Korea, this latest exchange is simply par for the course in their long-standing and often petty rivalry. From competing flag designs to arguments over who has the superior kimchi recipe, these neighboring nations have elevated the art of one-upmanship to Olympic levels.

In conclusion, North Korea’s self-proclaimed status as “Best Korea” and South Korea’s epic eye roll serve as a reminder that this “international sibling rivalry” is far from over. As the world watches with a mixture of amusement and concern, we can only hope that one day these two will find a way to coexist peacefully – or at least agree to disagree on who makes the best kimchi.