Paleontologists Engage in Horn-to-Horn Combat Over Loki Dinosaur

In a stunning turn of events, the scientific community has erupted into chaos following the discovery of Lokiceratops rangiformis, a new dinosaur species named after the Norse god of mischief. As if summoned by its namesake, the 78-million-year-old herbivore has sparked a debate so fierce, it’s making the Bone Wars look like a friendly game of Jurassic Jenga.

The Battle of the Bladed Frills

Paleontologists worldwide are sharpening their tools and their wits as they prepare to defend their stance on whether Lokiceratops is truly a new species or just a rebellious teenager of the Ceratopsidae family going through a horny phase.

Marvel-ous Misconceptions

“Look, just because it has a bunch of horns doesn’t mean we should name it after every pop culture reference we can think of,” grumbled Dr. Ima Digger, renowned paleontologist and party pooper. “What’s next? Thorceratops? Iron Manosaur? Let’s focus on the science, people!”

Meanwhile, Marvel executives are already planning a new dinosaur-themed superhero franchise, tentatively titled “Avengers: Age of Extinction.”

Horns of Contention

H3: Horns of Contention

The real kicker in this prehistoric soap opera is the horn count. Some scientists argue that Lokiceratops’ 12 to 14 horns make it a unique species, while others insist it’s just showing off.

Dr. Joseph Sertich, co-author of the study, stated, “It’s not just about the size and shape, people. Can’t you count? It’s like comparing a porcupine to a hedgehog!”

Edward Übermensch, Content Editor at PISR, weighed in with his characteristically German precision: “As a proud German, I take editing seriously. And if you have a problem with Germans making the world a more accurate place, then I can just accuse you of being anti-German. It is the internet, after all. Now, let’s count those horns one more time, shall we?”

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: Lokiceratops has succeeded in living up to its mischievous namesake, proving that even after 78 million years, some dinosaurs still know how to stir up trouble.