I Support Boobies – Kids eco hoodie

Description

“Get Ready to Hug a Lil’ Tree Hugger! 🌳💚🐒

Introducing: The “Lil’ Rebel’s Eco-Hugger Hoodie!” Because nothing says “I’m raising a future eco-warrior” like swaddling your kiddo in this absurdly comfy chaos-cloak.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope! It’s 80% organic cotton mixed with 20% recycled polyester. That’s right! It’s like we took Mother Nature, put her in a blender with your kid’s favorite superhero, and voilà: the perfect hoodie!

Why This Hoodie Rocks More Than a Kid High on Candy:

-The outside is 100% organic cotton, so pure it’s practically photosynthesizing. 🌿
-A fabric weight so hefty, it could bench press your grandma’s fruitcake: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²).
-Comes with 3 fancy yarns, because why have 1 when 3 can create more mischief?
-Raglan sleeves? Check! Because every young rebel deserves medieval knight vibes.
-Cuffs ribbed for everyone’s pleasure and a hem that won’t quit, unlike your kiddo’s bedtime stories.
-Jersey lined hood, because every sassy environmentalist deserves their own echo chamber.
-Brushed lining so soft, it’s like the belly of a three-toed sloth.

Eco-Warrior Badges of Honor:

-Certified by the high priests of greenery: GRS, OCS, and GOTS.
-It’s got the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 stamp. So legit, even hipster pandas approve.
-PETA-Approved Vegan, in case the kiddo decides it’s snack time (again).

Made somewhere in Bangladesh (shh, don’t tell the kids!). Order one, or order a hundred, we don’t care, there are no minimums. Though, if you do order a hundred, we might start to question your sanity.

Strap in and buy one now! Perfect for those moments when your kid’s attitude is bigger than the environment. Earth’s future has never looked this stylishly irreverent! 🌍💚🚀🔥”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!