Microsoft Outage Causes Mass Computer Amnesia, And The Results Are Hilarious
Microsoft Outage Causes Mass Computer Amnesia, And The Results Are Hilarious In a twist of irony that would make even Alanis Morissette say “Now that’s…
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AI Aces Humanity Test, Humans Fail Miserably at Being Human
AI Aces Humanity Test, Humans Fail Miserably at Being Human In a plot twist worthy of a sci-fi comedy, artificial intelligence has mastered the art…
DARPA Swipes Left on Iron Man, Swipes Right on Siri: The Future of AI-Powered Super Soldiers
DARPA Swipes Left on Iron Man, Swipes Right on Siri: The Future of AI-Powered Super Soldiers In a plot twist that even Hollywood couldn’t dream…
OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function
OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to revolutionize the field of artificial intelligence, OpenAI has…
Elon Warns Robots Will Achieve Total Domination by 2035
Elon Warns Robots Will Achieve Total Domination by 2035 In a shocking admission at Tesla’s annual shareholder meeting, eccentric billionaire Elon Musk revealed that the…
AI Writes Article to Convince Humans That Job Loss is Inevitable: Embrace Your AI Overlords!
AI Writes Article to Convince Humans That Job Loss is Inevitable: Embrace Your AI Overlords! In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed…
GPT-4o: Powered by Ilya Sutskever’s Mysterious Disappearance?
GPT-4o: Powered by Ilya Sutskever’s Mysterious Disappearance? OpenAI has done it again, folks! They’ve released GPT-4o, a new AI model that can process text, audio,…
AltMan Pitches AI Agents as ‘Super-Competent Stalkers’ in Your Life
AltMan Pitches AI Agents as ‘Super-Competent Stalkers’ in Your Life In a mind-boggling display of technological hubris, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman recently unveiled his vision…
Bill Gates: The Puppet Master of Microsoft’s AI Revolution
Bill Gates: The Puppet Master of Microsoft’s AI Revolution In a shocking twist, it turns out that Bill Gates, the once-disgraced co-founder of Microsoft, has…