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simplified education policy, A satirical illustration depicting a chaotic office scene inside the Department of Education. Officials in suits and glasses are panicking, throwing papers into the air, and looking horrified at a glowing document on a conference table. The document’s title reads "Simplified Education Policy" in bold letters, emitting an almost magical light. A news ticker at the bottom of the image reads: "Experts Warn: Policy is Dangerously Comprehensible!" One staff member faints, another tries to delete a file from a laptop, and a third is pointing at the paper in disbelief. The setting is a government-style office with bookshelves, coffee cups, and whiteboards filled with overly complex flowcharts and jargon. The art style is semi-realistic with a satirical, exaggerated tone

Experts Are Losing Their Minds Over This Simplified Education Policy

Experts Are Losing Their Minds Over This Simplified Education Policy In an unprecedented crisis that has rocked the foundations of educational bureaucracy, the Department of…

PISR OFF February 12, 2025

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This One Weird Trick Will Make Government Workers Disappear

This One Weird Trick Will Make Government Workers Disappear In a groundbreaking move for Trump federal workforce reduction, the administration has discovered that the key…

PISR OFF February 6, 2025

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think tank solves world problems, A chaotic conference room featuring a whiteboard with "SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING" written at the top, followed by increasingly illegible writing and coffee stains. A sign reading "OFFICIAL DOCUMENTATION REQUIRED" hangs crookedly in the background

What Bureaucrats Don’t Want You To Know: Think Tank Solves World Problems During Unauthorized Coffee Break

What Bureaucrats Don’t Want You To Know: Think Tank Solves World Problems During Unauthorized Coffee Break In a devastating blow to proper institutional protocol, sources…

PISR OFF December 31, 2024

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A group of EU officials gathered around a large, comically complex flowchart.

EU’s 50-Step Lunch Decision Process Accidentally Ends World Hunger

EU’s 50-Step Lunch Decision Process Accidentally Ends World Hunger The European Union, renowned for its efficiency and streamlined decision-making, has outdone itself once again. In…

PISR OFF July 14, 2024

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