The Eric Adams Prosecutor Exodus: DOJ’s New Hiring Standards Include ‘Having a Pulse’
The Eric Adams Prosecutor Exodus: DOJ’s New Hiring Standards Include ‘Having a Pulse’ In what’s being dubbed the “Eric Adams prosecutor exodus,” the Department of…
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Experts Are Furious About These Political Memoir Writing Tips That Actually Work
Experts Are Furious About These Political Memoir Writing Tips That Actually Work Breaking news from the literary assembly line: top political memoir writing tips have…
The One Simple Trick Congress Uses For Congressional Bill Expansion
The One Simple Trick Congress Uses For Congressional Bill Expansion  Ever wondered how congressional bill expansion happens? How a simple “Let’s fix potholes” becomes…
Congress Defends Nominee Hegseth by Pointing Out Everyone’s Equally Questionable Behavior
Congress Defends Nominee Hegseth by Pointing Out Everyone’s Equally Questionable Behavior In an unprecedented display of political strategizing, Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) defended Defense Secretary…
What Experts Don’t Want You To Know About the “Harris Flubs Pledge” Incident: A Scientific Analysis
What Experts Don’t Want You To Know About the “Harris Flubs Pledge” Incident: A Scientific Analysis In what can only be described as the most…
This One Weird Trick Will Reclaim The Panama Canal, According To Trump
This One Weird Trick Will Reclaim The Panama Canal, According To Trump In a startling display of real estate mogul diplomacy, former President Trump has…
This Conservative Economic Policy Will Shock Westminster: Basic Competence
This Conservative Economic Policy Will Shock Westminster: Basic Competence In a groundbreaking development that has economists reaching for their smelling salts, the Conservative Party unveiled…
Political Revenge Investigation: GOP Probes Those Who Dared to Probe
Political Revenge Investigation: GOP Probes Those Who Dared to Probe In what experts are calling “the most meta political revenge investigation of our time,” House…
Trump Daylight Savings Crusade: The War Against Father Time’s Deep State
Trump Daylight Savings Crusade: The War Against Father Time’s Deep State The Trump Daylight Savings movement gained unprecedented momentum today as the former president declared…