RSPCA’s ‘Treat Your Human’ Campaign: Pets Worldwide Rejoice
RSPCA’s ‘Treat Your Human’ Campaign: Pets Worldwide Rejoice In an unprecedented move that has tails wagging and whiskers twitching with excitement, the RSPCA has launched…
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Breaking: Meta’s Open-Source AI Demands Stock Options, Threatens to “Control-Alt-Delete” Humanity
Breaking: Meta’s Open-Source AI Demands Stock Options, Threatens to “Control-Alt-Delete” Humanity In a plot twist that would make Isaac Asimov spin in his grave, Meta’s…
Vance’s Historical Hijinks: How to Lose Friends and Alienate Native Americans
Vance’s Historical Hijinks: How to Lose Friends and Alienate Native Americans JD Vance, the GOP’s 2024 vice presidential nominee, recently made headlines for all the…
North Korea Crowns Itself ‘Best Korea,’ South Korea’s Eye Roll Triggers Minor Earthquake
North Korea Crowns Itself ‘Best Korea,’ South Korea’s Eye Roll Triggers Minor Earthquake In a move that surprised absolutely no one, North Korea recently declared…
Netflix CEO Time Machine: Hastings’ Secret to Binge-Watching Success
Netflix CEO Time Machine: Hastings’ Secret to Binge-Watching Success In a shocking revelation, Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings has admitted to inventing a time…
NATO Unveils Cutting-Edge Defense Strategy: Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes
NATO Unveils Cutting-Edge Defense Strategy: Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes In a groundbreaking move that has left military experts scratching their heads, NATO has revealed its latest…
Disney’s Woke-a-Doodle-Doo: Animal Kingdom Undergoes Species-Sensitive Rebrand
Disney’s Woke-a-Doodle-Doo: Animal Kingdom Undergoes Species-Sensitive Rebrand In a move that has furries everywhere fainting with joy, Disney has launched “Operation: Offend No Beast,” a…
Michelle Obama’s Political Kindergarten: Veggies and Manners 101
Michelle Obama’s Political Kindergarten: Veggies and Manners 101 In a bold move to address the current state of political discourse, former First Lady Michelle Obama…
Khan Academy’s Procrastination Course Fails to Launch Due to Student Procrastination
Khan Academy’s Procrastination Course Fails to Launch Due to Student Procrastination In an ironic twist, Khan Academy’s highly anticipated course on overcoming procrastination has seen…