Microsoft Outage Causes Mass Computer Amnesia, And The Results Are Hilarious
Microsoft Outage Causes Mass Computer Amnesia, And The Results Are Hilarious In a twist of irony that would make even Alanis Morissette say “Now that’s…
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Orangutans Swipe Right for Love, Left on Deforestation Thanks to Galdikas
Orangutans Swipe Right for Love, Left on Deforestation Thanks to Galdikas In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the conservation community, renowned primatologist…
AAP’s Revolutionary Screen Time Guidelines: Blink, Breathe, Repeat
AAP’s Revolutionary Screen Time Guidelines: Blink, Breathe, Repeat In a groundbreaking move, the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) has released a new set of “screen…
The Jane Goodall Institute: Saving Primates, One Viral Selfie at a Time
The Jane Goodall Institute: Saving Primates, One Viral Selfie at a Time In the age of social media, the Jane Goodall Institute has discovered the…
Sit Back, Relax, and Let Tesla’s Autopilot Take the Wheel!
Sit Back, Relax, and Let Tesla’s Autopilot Take the Wheel! Attention all tech-savvy, sleep-deprived individuals! Tesla’s autopilot feature is here to revolutionize your driving experience.…
Page’s Paradigm-Shifting Guide to Avoiding Human Interaction
Page’s Paradigm-Shifting Guide to Avoiding Human Interaction Attention, socially exhausted individuals! Are you tired of the constant pressure to interact with other human beings? Look…
The Altman Horror: OpenAI’s Lovecraftian Nightmare
The Altman Horror: OpenAI’s Lovecraftian Nightmare In the cyclopean halls of OpenAI, an unspeakable horror stirs. The departure of Ilya Sutskever, high priest of the…
Google’s Guide to Global Domination: How to Conquer the World with Targeted Ads
Google’s Guide to Global Domination: How to Conquer the World with Targeted Ads In today’s digital age, one company reigns supreme: Google. With its vast…
Brin’s Brilliant Guide to Searching for Meaning (Spoiler: It’s on Page 3)
Brin’s Brilliant Guide to Searching for Meaning (Spoiler: It’s on Page 3) In a world where information is just a click away, one might think…