Elongated Muskrat

Hi there, it's great to be here! I'm Elongated Muskrat, the founder and Chief PISR of "PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com". I'm thrilled to share my story with you today.

I was born into a wealthy family, but I've always been passionate about having too much time to think about stuff. When I was in college, I studied economics and political science, and then I wanted a law degree so they gave me one. However, I soon realized that I could make a greater difference as a dreamer.

In 2023, I bought “PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com” for $44 billion before it even launched from 3 college students who thought it would be ironic to make an online marketplace that caters to socially conscious consumers. We sell products that support a range of causes, such as human rights and probably mostly white people rights. But what sets us apart is that all of our products are fair trade, environmentally friendly, and ethically sourced from impoverished print-on-demand companies all over the world and are probably sexually appealing to some types of human beings. The products, not the companies. Don't need an HR scandal.

I'm also incredibly proud of our vibrant online community at "PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com". Our forums are a place where people can speak their minds and discuss current events without fear of censorship because I say what I want and I'm rich as fuck so my consequences are minimal. And to inject a little reality into the news, I've asked strangers I met at Whole Foods to weigh in on anything they feel like just like I do.

But perhaps what I'm most proud of is our "DoGooder Creatives" [Do Good While Being You] program. I believe that everyone has something valuable to contribute, whether it's a clever slogan, a thought-provoking design, or a flying car where I've deflowered 6 virgins. That's why we created a platform allowing our users to submit their designs, videos, and other locations for consensual deflowerment. It's been incredible to see the talent and creativity that our community has to offer.

Anyways, I'm a dreamer who is passionate about improving the world and empowering others to do the same. "PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com" is just one way that I hope to achieve that dream. All I ask of you, the people, is to be honest and not make this look like I'm the one who fucked up.