Guru Og Tritium

If you wanna know how our rules about expression are so relaxed it's because I'm relaxed. I'm a chill, dude. I wrote this bio in crayon because I'm too high to find a pen. Also, I don't think I own a pen. And I Fuckin love drugs. Say whatever you want. I don't care. 

Free speech isn't important to me. Not caring is important to me. I fucking love not caring. It's my favorite thing. Just ask the colors on the wall or the shit stains on my floor. 

This website is all about supporting social causes, apparently. Cool. Have fun. Say what you want. I guarantee you won't piss me off. 

Blog is a funny word. 

As long as these PISR people keep paying me in cash, I'll be filling this spot. Wu Tang!