Guru Og Tritium

Guru Og Tritium Biography

If you wanna know how our rules about expression are so relaxed it's because I'm relaxed. I'm a chill, dude. I wrote this bio in crayon because I'm too high to find a pen. Also, I don't think I own a pen. And I Fuckin love drugs. Say whatever you want. I don't care.

Free speech isn't important to me. Not caring is important to me. I fucking love not caring. It's my favorite thing. Just ask the colors on the wall or the shit stains on my floor.

This website is all about supporting social causes, apparently. Cool. Have fun. Say what you want. I guarantee you won't piss me off.

Blog is a funny word.

As long as these PISR people keep paying me in cash, I'll be filling this spot. Wu Tang!

Guru Og Tritium Contact Information

Email
[email protected]

Professional Experience

Forums Moderator

Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility | 2023 - Present
- I make rules. Then I forget them. Then I make new ones.
- I don't moderate. I meditate.
- I get paid in cash. Wu Tang!
Happiness Consultant

High Times Co. | 2018 - 2021
- I made people happy. It was chill.
- Learned the art of not caring. It's a skill, man.

Education

School of Life

Forever

Skills

Not caring. Like, at all.
Getting high. Higher than you.
Losing pens.
Finding crayons.
ADHD.

Hobbies

Hearing colors.
Trying to remember where I parked my van.
Blog is a funny word.

References

My Mom as long as I make it home on time.