Maiden India

Maiden India Biography

Hello there, I'm Maiden India, the Product Designer for this amazing website!

I have a passion for design and saving our planet, which pretty much just means I have a hope deficiency and we're all gonna die. Recycling is a big part of my life, and I love nothing more than turning trash into treasure. Just ask my exes. I once made a former pornographer into a city council member! He's still Jewish and everything.

I'm also a philanthropist at heart, and I'm dedicated to supporting charities that benefit the environment or my social life. Every purchase you make goes toward a good cause or a shit human being that I personally choose, so you can feel good about your shopping addiction and I can feel good about mine. Charity!

But that's not all, girls! I believe in the power of free speech, even when it comes to controversial topics like water refinement and enforcing restraining orders. That's why our website's forums are a place where everyone's opinions are welcome. Even those expressed by men who are wrong.

So, if you're looking for a website that not only sells products but also supports the earth, promotes free speech, creates content and provides financial opportunity to unstable cunts like myself, then this is the place for you. Call me!

Maiden India Contact Information

Email
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Professional Experience

Product Designer

Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility | 2023 - Present
- From making glittery bidets to match your personality to bamboo back scratchers that donate to save the Giant Pandas, I’ve done it all.
- The only person on the planet with a patented design for reusable toilet paper.
- Extensively interact with users on forums, encouraging a healthy debate on nuclear energy and equal bathroom rights.
Personal Development Coach for Dejected Exes

2018 - Present
- Successfully transitioned a former adult film worker to a well-respected member of the City Council.
- Expert at providing career consultation for emotionally damaged men.
Recycling Advocate

2017 - Present
- Developed innovative ways of recycling everything from plastic bottles to dignity.
- Volunteer at local recycling centers, teaching others how to turn trash into treasure or just a mediocre abstract art that keeps your Mom from coming over too often.

Education

Master of Junk Art and Design

Dumpster University | 2016 - 2018
Bachelor of Environmental Science

Mother Earth College | 2012 - 2016

Skills

Excellent design skills.
Recycling everything (including bad relationships).
Ability to work with difficult material (like myself).
Innovative approach towards product creation.
Strong communication and negotiation skills (don't ask my exes).
High tolerance for criticism (again, don't ask my exes).

Hobbies

Experimenting with new materials.
Turning ex-boyfriends into useful citizens.
Promoting free speech.
Midnight DIY sessions.
Not forgiving anyone for anything.

References

Available upon request. But trust me, you don't want them.