Maiden India

Hello there, I'm Maiden India, the Product Designer for this amazing website!

I have a passion for design and saving our planet, which pretty much just means I have a hope deficiency and we're all gonna die. Recycling is a big part of my life, and I love nothing more than turning trash into treasure. Just ask my exes. I once made a former pornographer into a city council member! He's still Jewish and everything.  

I'm also a philanthropist at heart, and I'm dedicated to supporting charities that benefit the environment or my social life. Every purchase you make goes toward a good cause or a shit human being that I personally choose, so you can feel good about your shopping addiction and I can feel good about mine. Charity! 

But that's not all, girls! I believe in the power of free speech, even when it comes to controversial topics like water refinement and enforcing restraining orders. That's why our website's forums are a place where everyone's opinions are welcome. Even those expressed by men who are wrong. 

So, if you're looking for a website that not only sells products but also supports the earth, promotes free speech, creates content and provides financial opportunity to unstable cunts like myself, then this is the place for you. Call me!