Peter Peterson

Hello world wide web slingers! My name is Peter Peterson, but my friends call me Pete. I'm the Senior Web Developer here at PISR. If you ask my peers, they'd say I'm in no way qualified for this job and want to know more about my frequent and unexplained extended absences. 

They seem to think my 3 hours here a week along with my general lack of focus is due to my youth, and that is true. I don't love it here and I don't wish I had more time for it even if I weren't beyond busy outside of work. There's just so many things happening in my life right now that it's a wonder how I get around without super powers. 

That's how I do it though. I have super powers. I'm a literal friggin super hero. I even told my boss that. He clearly doesn't notice or just doesn't care. What does it say about the state of corporate America that they still hired me anyway? I should've been fired years ago. As long as there's a name on a sheet, they seem to be satisfied. Must be nice. My arch enemy shot my mother twice last night and now I'm writing this to pretend I give a shit about web development. Does that sound like satisfaction? 

I'd tell you more about my super powers, but then I'd have to kill you. How do you think I got this job? Ha! Collateral Damage! It's also how I got my cat, my car and my girlfriend, AJ. She's hot and very forgiving.