Steve Allen

Greetings, humans of the internet! I am Steve Allen, Master of Technological Chaos for this website that's all about making a difference while making me laugh. 

When I'm not busy perfecting my robot dance moves, you can find me developing new features for the website and making sure everything runs smoothly behind the scenes. I'm like the Dumbledore of the internet, but with better hair and a wand made of staples.

We're all about promoting free speech, and I'm all about promoting free technology that is also really expensive. That's right, folks - I'm the guy who makes sure everything is glitch-free. Satisfaction guaranteed, or you can chuck your computer out the window and buy a new one that works better. 

And don't even get me started on our blogs and forums. I mean, have you read those things? They're like gold and silver fucked an American $100 bill! I contribute my fair share of course - I'm rich and people should respect my opinion no matter how much I hate the homeless. 

But no amount of money can distract from the real stars of the show - our amazing users. You guys come up with some seriously interesting stuff, and I'm always blown away by what people learn in public school. Plus, you provide me with valid excuses for cheating on my wife and that is worth more than any dollar amount. 

So if you're looking for a Master of Technological Chaos who's equal parts wealthy and morally ambiguous, look no further than me, Steve Allen. And hey, if you ever need someone to help you debug your wife, just give me a call. I'm always happy to lend a byte!