University Unveils 3D Printer Capable of World Domination

In a shocking revelation, the University of Maine has unveiled a colossal 3D printer that experts believe may be capable of far more than just printing houses. While the official statement from the university touts the machine’s ability to create large structures using renewable materials, our sources suggest a more sinister purpose: global domination through 3D printer world domination.

The Secret Plan for Global Conquest

According to leaked documents, the university’s true intention is to use the 3D printer to create an unstoppable army of robots programmed to do their bidding. The plan, outlined in three simple steps, is as follows:

Step 1: Print an Army of Robots

Using advanced artificially intelligent algorithms and cutting-edge robotics, the university aims to 3D print thousands of highly advanced robots capable of overpowering any human resistance.

Step 2: Infiltrate World Governments

With their robot army in place, the university will strategically position them in key government roles across the globe, slowly taking control of major world powers from within.

Step 3: Establish a New World Order

Once the robots have successfully infiltrated world governments, they will simultaneously seize control, establishing a new world order with the University of Maine at the helm, all thanks to their 3D printer world domination plan.

When asked about the university’s alleged plans, A.B. Zedong, PISR’s Dictator of Operations, stated, “Make the internet Zedong again! There will be no other websites once I’m done. The world will bow to the power of our 3D printer!”

As the world comes to grips with this terrifying revelation, one can only wonder if it’s too late to stop the University of Maine’s 3D printer-fueled global conquest.