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“Alright, beach bums and sun worshippers, brace yourselves! ??
Feast your eyes on our “”Damn, I Look Good”” All-Over Print Recycled Swim Trunks. Think of them as the Bermuda Triangle of swimwear: things disappear, things appear, and some things are best left as mysteries!
Why you need these in your seduction toolkit:
-Made of 91% recycled polyester (that’s right, Mother Earth owes you a drink) and a seductive 9% spandex.
-Weightier than your commitment issues at 5.13 oz./yd.².
-Inner Liner? It’s 92% polyester for soft caresses and 8% spandex for those… unexpected surprises.
-Got a slick move? We got you with our four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric.
-An elastic waistband that’s forgiving after a wild night out or a cheeky beach BBQ.
-Chafing? Heck no! Slip into our anti-chafe mesh inner liner – where comfort meets confidence.
-Mesh pockets, because wet dollar bills aren’t sexy.
-Tiny inside pocket for that number you might (or might not) call later.
-UPF 50+ because while you sizzle, your skin shouldn’t.
-Fabrics so eco-friendly, even trees wanna hug you.
Crafted by the sleep-deprived elves in Mexico, China, Lithuania, and places you’ve drunkenly mispronounced. Go ahead, sprinkle your flair on these bad boys and strut your stuff!
Warning: White areas can turn transparent when wet. Or as we like to say, free bonus feature! ?
Care tips: Show some love! Rinse these baddies after your salty (or steamy) adventures. For longevity, no wringing, okay? Your secrets are safe, but colors may run!
Order now because waiting is only for the pizza delivery guy! ???????”
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