Sublimate-to-Create – Men’s Premium Polo

Description

“Alright, cheeky misfits, listen up!

Ever thought you’d look dashing in a polo without looking like you’re heading to a dull golf game with Uncle Bob? We’ve pimped out a classic for your naughty endeavors. Introducing the “”I’m classy, but I know all the dirty jokes”” embroidered polo. This ain’t your dad’s Sunday polo—unless your dad’s a total legend.

Boasting a sexy mix of 65% polyester and 35% cotton pique (that’s French for “spicy”), it’s not just another shirt—it’s an experience, like that vacation fling you never told anyone about.

A little titillating tidbit for those who care:

-Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²). The right kind of heavy, like your ex’s emotional baggage.
-Relaxed fit that’s generously loose. Because the last thing you need is another thing holding you tight, right?
-Flat knit collar and cuffs – sleeker than a con artist in a casino.
-Metal buttons that scream class, accompanied by dyed-to-match plastic rims, which… well, they’re just there.
-Side vents for when things get steamy and you need an escape route… for air, you dirty bird.

Wonder where this racy item was whisked away from? Ethiopia, land of ancient secrets, wonderful coffee, and now, the birthplace of your soon-to-be-favorite shirt.

So why wait? Order now and let this polo be the wingman (or wingwoman) for your wild stories. Remember, every piece is crafted uniquely for you, like that tailored joke you save for special occasions. 😉🔥👕”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!