My-Good-Your-Good – Unisex Tank Top

Description

“Oi, you attention-hungry hooligan! Fancy showing off those not-so-chiseled arms? Or perhaps those gun shows that are more like a slingshot spectacle? We gotchu.
Unveiling the unisex “”Who Needs Sleeves Anyway?”” Tank Top. It’s crafted for those sunny days when you fancy showing off your farmer’s tan or the questionable tattoo you got on a dare. Or, hey, sell it to others who share your daring sense of underachievement.
Let’s dive into the juicy details, shall we?
-100% combed and ring-spun cotton. It’s like being gently caressed by a bunch of sultry spiderwebs.
-Tri-blends: 50% “”I’m feeling fancy”” polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon for the rest. Because why the hell not?
-Athletic Heather: 90% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. For when you’re feeling 10% athletic and 90% “I’ll start my diet tomorrow.”
-All the other Heather shades: They’re like the wild cousins at family reunions – 52% unpredictable airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.
-Fabric weight: Heavier than your empty promises but lighter than your regrets.
-30 singles. Just like your relationship status on Facebook after your last “”adventurous”” relationship.
-A regular fit, because irregular is our mental state.
-Side-seamed for the sassy and structured.
Where does this saucy garment hail from? The tropical lands of Nicaragua or Honduras, or maybe just your neighbor Bob’s backyard in the US. You never know with Bob.
Get it while it’s hot, fresh, and still doesn’t have beer stains on it. Remember, each piece is brewed just for your questionable taste. And hey, buy as many as your shameless heart desires. No judgments. 😉🍻🎽”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!