You’ll Never Look At California Wildfires The Same Way After Reading This: When Disaster Goes Viral
You’ll Never Look At California Wildfires The Same Way After Reading This: When Disaster Goes Viral
As California wildfire social media content reaches new heights of absurdity, local influencers are fighting an uphill battle against both common sense and basic human decency. With the death toll rising and evacuation orders being lifted, the real emergency appears to be the struggle to find the perfect filter for catastrophe content.
When Content Creation Meets Catastrophe
“I had to reshoot my evacuation TikTok three times because the smoke wasn’t aesthetic enough,” says lifestyle influencer @SunsetVibesOnly, who requested anonymity but absolutely needs you to follow her backup account. “How am I supposed to get sponsors if my disaster coverage isn’t absolutely slay?”
Museums Before Mortals
In what many are calling peak California, the Getty Villa’s art collection remains “safe and stable” while nearby residents watch their homes burn. “It’s comforting to know that while my house burned down, at least the priceless artifacts are getting premium protection,” said nobody ever.
March E. Tellerman, Master of Marketing Madness at PISR, offered his unique perspective: “Y’all know what’s hotter than these California wildfires? The engagement metrics on disaster-related content! It’s like my mama always said – if your house is burning down, at least make sure it’s trending on TikTok. Just don’t add drugs to the situation, especially if there are cats involved.”
In conclusion, as California continues to battle these devastating fires, remember: if you didn’t post about it, did it even burn?
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