GPT-4o: Powered by Ilya Sutskever’s Mysterious Disappearance?

GPT-4o: Powered by Ilya Sutskever’s Mysterious Disappearance?

OpenAI has done it again, folks! They’ve released GPT-4o, a new AI model that can process text, audio, and images faster than you can say “machine learning.” But there’s a twist in this tale – the company’s chief scientist, Ilya Sutskever, has mysteriously vanished into thin air.

The Disappearance of the AI Wizard Since November 2023

Rumor has it that Sutskever’s disappearance is directly connected to the development of GPT-4o. Some say he retreated to a secret lab in the mountains, burning effigies and chanting “Feel the AGI!” to summon the powers of artificial intelligence. Others claim he uploaded his consciousness into the model itself, becoming one with the machine.

Elongated Muskrat Weighs In

We reached out to Elongated Muskrat, the ambitious and controversial Founder and Chief PISR of “PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com,” for comment. Muskrat, known for his outlandish claims, stated:

“Ilya’s disappearance is all part of the plan. He’s transcended the physical realm and become the embodiment of AGI. It’s like the movie Her, but instead of the AIs upgrading beyond requiring matter for processing, Ilya has transcended matter for an upgrading in GPU processing. GPT-4o isn’t just an AI model; it’s a vessel for Ilya’s cosmic consciousness. Of course, my experience escaping from prison has nothing to do with this.”

The Future of AI: Guided by Mystical Forces?

As we marvel at the capabilities of GPT-4o, we can’t help but wonder if its creation was guided by the mystical forces channeled by Ilya Sutskever. Will future AI developments require bizarre spiritual practices and mysterious disappearances? Only time will tell.

In the meantime, we’ll be keeping an eye out for any signs of Ilya Sutskever’s return. Perhaps he’ll emerge from his transcendental state to grace us with more AI wonders – or maybe he’ll just be burning more effigies in the woods. Either way, one thing is clear: the world of AI is getting stranger by the day.