Happened When Victoria's Secret Tried Inclusivity

You Won’t Believe What Happened When Victoria’s Secret Tried Inclusivity

Victoria’s Secret, the lingerie giant known for its impossibly perfect angels, has made a groundbreaking leap into the world of inclusivity. The recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show left audiences stunned, confused, and questioning whether they accidentally stumbled into a United Nations summit with better lighting and more visible ribcages.

The Revolutionary New Face of Victoria’s Secret Inclusivity

A close-up of a Victoria's Secret model's face, with "Inclusivity" stamped across her forehead in glitter, and a tiny asterisk that reads "Terms and conditions apply"

In a bold move towards diversity, Victoria’s Secret introduced models of all ages, from 22 to the shockingly ancient 56. Critics praised the brand for finally acknowledging that women over 25 exist and occasionally wear underwear.

“We’re thrilled to showcase such a wide range of ages,” said fictional Victoria’s Secret CEO, Veronica Hush. “We’ve proven that beauty has no age limit, as long as you’re genetically blessed and have access to the fountain of youth, or at least its gift shop.”

The Mother-Daughter Duo That’s Changing Everything

The highlight of the show was undoubtedly the appearance of Kate Moss and her daughter Lila, proving that good genes and a lifetime of dieting can indeed be hereditary.

Maiden India, Product Designer at Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility, commented, “It’s so inspiring to see a mother-daughter duo on the runway. It really showcases the importance of passing down unrealistic beauty standards from generation to generation. I once made a former pornographer into a city council member, but this? This is true progress!”

Age is Just a Number (As Long as It’s Under 60)

Victoria’s Secret’s commitment to inclusivity doesn’t stop at featuring models old enough to rent a car. The brand has made strides in representing different body types, now including sizes ranging from XS all the way to S.

A line-up of Victoria's Secret models, each holding a sign with their age, ranging from 22 to 56, all looking eerily similar, with a lone confused plus-size model peeking in from off-stage

Inclusivity: Now Available in All Sizes (XS to S)

The fashion show also featured plus-size model Ashley Graham, who bravely represented all women size 4 and up. Her appearance was met with gasps of awe and confusion from the audience, many of whom had never seen a human-sized human before.

In conclusion, Victoria’s Secret has truly revolutionized the fashion industry with its groundbreaking approach to inclusivity. We can only hope that one day, all women will feel represented by impossibly beautiful supermodels in diamond-encrusted underwear, regardless of their age (22-56) or size (XS-S).