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The Unbelievable Truth About the Harris Election Aftermath That Experts Never Saw Coming

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The Unbelievable Truth About the Harris Election Aftermath That Experts Never Saw Coming

In what political scientists are calling “the most predictable plot twist since gravity,” Democratic strategists have finally cracked the code behind the Harris election aftermath. Their groundbreaking discovery? Time moves forward, and decisions have consequences.

The Earth-Shattering Revelation

“If we had access to some sort of mystical device that could tell us what day it was, or perhaps a way to measure the passage of time, things might have turned out differently,” explained one anonymous Democratic insider, who reportedly just discovered calendars exist.

The Science of Cause and Effect

March E. Tellerman, noted political observer and self-proclaimed Master of Marketing Madness, shared his unique perspective: “This reminds me of that time my mama tried to wrangle a gator after it was already in the chicken coop. Sometimes you gotta catch that gator before it gets comfortable eating all your chickens, baby! The Harris election aftermath is just like that, except the gator was Father Time himself.”

Experts Weigh In

“I’m not saying we could have predicted this,” stated Max Perkins, Managing Editor at PISR, while literally pointing at a wall of predictions dating back to 2023, “but I’m also not not saying that.”

As the dust settles on the Harris election aftermath, one thing becomes crystal clear: sometimes the best time to address obvious problems isn’t after they’ve already created other problems.

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