Influencers Flood San Francisco Beach During Tsunami Warning, Citing “Perfect Lighting”
Influencers Flood San Francisco Beach During Tsunami Warning, Citing “Perfect Lighting”
The San Francisco tsunami warning social media response reached new heights yesterday as content creators overwhelmed local beaches, turning evacuation zones into impromptu photo studios. Emergency officials reported influencers requesting wave schedules to “optimize their posting times.”
The New Face of Disaster Response
“I’ve seen some wild stuff in my career,” says Jeffrey Pesos, E-Commerce Director at PISR, “but watching someone pitch their pre-recorded tsunami reaction video to sponsors while actually evacuating? That’s peak capitalism, baby – and I’m here for it.”
Content Creation Meets Natural Disaster
The San Francisco tsunami warning social media frenzy peaked when one creator launched an exclusive “Disaster-Ready” makeup tutorial. March E. Tellerman, PISR’s Master of Marketing Madness, observed: “It’s like my mama always said – ‘A natural disaster without proper lighting is just bad weather!’ Though she might’ve been wrestling that gator at the time.”
When the San Francisco tsunami warning social media circus finally ended, thousands of pre-filmed reaction videos needed “alternative endings.” #TsunamiGlow and #DisasterCore continue trending regardless.
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