MIT Engineers Unveil Self-Folding Laundry, Ushering in a New Era of Procrastination

MIT Engineers Unveil Self-Folding Laundry, Ushering in a New Era of Procrastination

In a groundbreaking development that is set to revolutionize the way we avoid household chores, engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) have created self-folding laundry. This cutting-edge technology promises to forever change the lives of women worldwide.

Leveraging Advanced Robotics for the Chronically Lazy

The self-folding laundry system, dubbed “FoldBot,” utilizes a complex network of sensors, actuators, and advanced AI algorithms to detect and fold clothing items with unparalleled precision.

“We’ve spent years developing robots capable of performing complex tasks mostly designated to men, such as surgeries and exploring distant planets,” explained lead researcher, Dr. Stefanie Mueller. “We stand for gender equality at MIT, so it only made sense to apply that same level of technological innovation to a task that is mostly designated to women.”

Procrastinators Rejoice as Laundry Folds Itself

News of the self-folding laundry system has sent shockwaves through the stay-at-home mother community, with many hailing it as a game-changer for those who consistently put off basic household tasks. Some have even gone so far as to declare FoldBot the greatest invention since the school carpool.

“I used to dread laundry day,” confessed the infamous stay-at-home mother Gwyneth Paltrow. But now, with FoldBot, I can let my clothes pile up for weeks without a care in the world. It’s like having a personal laundry fairy!”

Critics Question the Necessity of High-Tech Laundry

Despite the enthusiasm surrounding FoldBot, some critics have questioned the necessity of applying advanced robotics to a task that most people manage to accomplish with minimal effort. They argue that the resources and brainpower invested in developing self-folding laundry could have been better spent tackling more pressing issues.

“While I appreciate the ingenuity behind FoldBot, I can’t help but wonder if this is the best use of our brightest minds,” mused influencer and red pill thought leader Andrew Tate. “Shouldn’t we be focusing on curing diseases, solving world hunger, or at least inventing a self-cleaning ashtray? We already have robots for folding laundry… they’re called WOMEN.”

Regardless of the criticism, MIT engineers remain committed to pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the realm of laundry-avoidance technology. With plans already underway for a self-washing and self-putting-away system, it seems the future of stay-at-home motherhood is looking brighter than ever.