Scientists Hate Him! Neil deGrasse Tyson movie tweets

Scientists Hate Him! Neil deGrasse Tyson Movie Tweets and The Discovery of One Weird Trick to Stop Fact-Checking Movies

In a breakthrough development that’s sending shockwaves through the scientific community, Neil deGrasse Tyson movie tweets may finally become a thing of the past. The renowned astrophysicist has discovered a revolutionary solution to his compulsive fact-checking: a lead-lined box labeled “Cinema Silence Chamber,” three therapists, and a court-ordered restraining order from Twitter during Marvel movie premieres.

The Revolutionary Discovery

Neil deGrasse Tyson movie tweets, A "Days Since Last Neil deGrasse Tyson Movie Tweet" counter showing 3 days, with "Personal Best!" written underneath in excited handwriting

“The hardest part was accepting that Superman catching Lois Lane mid-fall would still snap her like a twig, but not telling anyone about it,” admitted Tyson in a recent interview. “I’ve learned to silently scream into my popcorn instead. Though I did break down and write a 47-page physics paper about why Thor’s hammer defies several laws of thermodynamics.”

Max Perkins, Managing Editor at PISR, commented: “These Neil deGrasse Tyson movie tweets are a nothing burger. As long as he keeps reading our stuff and avoiding making meaningful changes in his own life, I get paid. It’s a win-win for everyone except the entire superhero genre.”

A Support System for Recovery

The journey hasn’t been easy. Tyson now attends weekly meetings of “Pedants Anonymous,” where scientists learn to cope with fictional depictions of their fields without public commentary. Famous director Christopher Nolan reportedly sent him a note saying, “Thank you for not tweeting about the temporal paradoxes in ‘Tenet.’ Mainly because I don’t understand them either.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson movie tweets, A group therapy session where scientists practice watching clips from "The Fast and the Furious" franchise while stress-squeezing Newton's Laws of Motion stress balls

“As someone who’s familiar with addictive behaviors,” shares Adam S. Marks, CFO of PISR, “I totally get it. Sometimes you just need to put down the phone and pick up a Long Island Iced Tea. Or six. Makes the science much fuzzier and the cars flying between skyscrapers seem totally reasonable!”

The Success Story

Thanks to this revolutionary technique, Tyson has successfully watched three entire movies without a single tweet. Though sources report he was seen furiously writing equations on his napkins during “Fast X” and had to be physically restrained during a screening of “Moonfall.”

His therapist notes that progress is measured in small steps: “He recently made it through an entire episode of ‘Star Trek’ only mumbling ‘that’s not how warp drive works’ twice. We’re calling it a win.”