Nicole Kidman Babygirl Controversy Has Grandmothers Canceling Christmas

Nicole Kidman Babygirl Controversy Has Grandmothers Canceling Christmas

The Nicole Kidman Babygirl controversy has reached new levels of awkward as families nationwide realize their Christmas dinner will now come with a side of workplace romance. The acclaimed actress, known for making strange perfume commercials seem normal, has apparently discovered that method acting and holiday gatherings go together like pineapple on pizza – technically possible but why would you?

The Method Acting Mayhem

“I don’t want to orgasm anymore,” Kidman declared, instantly making every entertainment reporter question their career choices. The Nicole Kidman Babygirl controversy deepened when she revealed she got so into character that she started sending inappropriate emails to her own intern – who, it turns out, was just a houseplant named Gerald.

Christmas Dinner: Now With Extra Awkward

PISR’s Master of Marketing Madness, March E. Tellerman, offered his unique perspective: “This whole situation is wilder than a honey badger on prescription morphine! When Kidman goes method, it’s like watching my Mama wrestle that dead gator – you just can’t look away, but you probably should!”

As for the Christmas Day release, movie executives insist there’s nothing more festive than watching Nicole Kidman explore workplace boundaries while Grandma asks if this is the sequel to “Elf.” Spoiler alert: it’s not.

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