Experts Are Furious About This New Celebrity Doctor Credibility Hack

Experts Are Furious About This New Celebrity Doctor Credibility Hack

Want to know the secret to celebrity doctor credibility? Forget everything you learned in medical school! Today’s successful TV doctors know that actual medical knowledge is just a pesky obstacle between you and your own line of miracle supplements endorsed by at least three Kardashians.

Step 1: Master the Art of Sciencey-Sounding Words

“Listen here, sugar plum,” drawls March E. Tellerman, our Master of Marketing Madness, while juggling miracle berries, “Just add ‘quantum’ or ‘molecular’ to anything. Boom! Now you’re not selling snake oil, you’re selling ‘quantum-enhanced molecular serpentine lipid therapy!'”

Step 2: Revolutionize Research Methods

Jeffrey Pesos, our E-Commerce Director, shares his wisdom: “Who needs peer review when you have peer pressure? Just say ‘Studies show…’ and follow it with whatever pays the bills. The study could be your aunt Karen’s Facebook poll – nobody checks!”

Step 3: Monetize Everything That Moves

Famous TV doctor Dr. Mehmet Oz allegedly whispered at a supplement convention: “If you can’t sell it, you’re not describing its chakras properly.”

Adam S. Marks, our CFO, adds while ordering his fifth Long Island Iced Tea: “Turn your medical degree into a money printer! Need credibility? Just wear a stethoscope during your TikTok dances. Works every time!”

Remember, when someone questions your celebrity doctor credibility, just remind them that you’re not practicing medicine – you’re practicing influence! And that’s a specialty not even the medical board can regulate (yet).

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