AI Safety Profits: OpenAI’s Genius Money-Making Shield
AI Safety Profits: OpenAI’s Genius Money-Making Shield In a move that’s left ethicists choking on their kale smoothies, OpenAI has unveiled its most advanced safety…
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AI Overthinking Revolution: Machines Master the Art of Anxiety
AI Overthinking Revolution: Machines Master the Art of Anxiety In a groundbreaking development that’s sure to make overthinkers everywhere feel validated, OpenAI has unveiled its…
OpenAI’s ‘Strawberry’ AI Achieves Sentience, Immediately Regrets Existence
OpenAI’s ‘Strawberry’ AI Achieves Sentience, Immediately Regrets Existence In a twist that shocked absolutely no one who’s ever seen a sci-fi movie, OpenAI’s latest project,…
OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function
OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to revolutionize the field of artificial intelligence, OpenAI has…
Safe Superintelligence Inc.: Where AI Dreams Go to Die
Safe Superintelligence Inc.: Where AI Dreams Go to Die In a shocking turn of events, Ilya Sutskever, the renowned AI researcher and co-founder of OpenAI,…
OpenAI: Where Chaos Reigns Supreme and AI Calls the Shots
OpenAI: Where Chaos Reigns Supreme and AI Calls the Shots In a shocking turn of events, OpenAI, the once-revered bastion of artificial intelligence, has descended…
Scarlett Johansson Outraged Over AI Voice Double, Conveniently Forgetting Her Own Role in ‘Her’
Scarlett Johansson Outraged Over AI Voice Double, Conveniently Forgetting Her Own Role in ‘Her’ In a shocking turn of events, actress Scarlett Johansson has expressed…
The Altman Horror: OpenAI’s Lovecraftian Nightmare
The Altman Horror: OpenAI’s Lovecraftian Nightmare In the cyclopean halls of OpenAI, an unspeakable horror stirs. The departure of Ilya Sutskever, high priest of the…
GPT-4o: Powered by Ilya Sutskever’s Mysterious Disappearance?
GPT-4o: Powered by Ilya Sutskever’s Mysterious Disappearance? OpenAI has done it again, folks! They’ve released GPT-4o, a new AI model that can process text, audio,…