EU’s 50-Step Lunch Decision Process Accidentally Ends World Hunger
EU’s 50-Step Lunch Decision Process Accidentally Ends World Hunger The European Union, renowned for its efficiency and streamlined decision-making, has outdone itself once again. In…
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Trump Unveils “Make America Biblical Again” Campaign
Trump Unveils “Make America Biblical Again” Campaign In a stunning pivot that has left political pundits scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump has launched…
Trump’s Presidential Prison Campaign: Making Prison Great Again!
Trump’s Presidential Prison Campaign: Making Prison Great Again! In an unprecedented turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been found guilty on 34 felony…
Breaking: Politico Pundits Predict Predictions Will Predictably Predict
Breaking: Politico Pundits Predict Predictions Will Predictably Predict In a shocking turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, Politico pundits predict that their predictions…
Trump Hush Money Circus: Stormy Daniels Steals the Show!
Trump Hush Money Circus: Stormy Daniels Steals the Show! The “Trump hush money circus” continued its wild ride on Day 14, with adult film star…
The Reluctant Republicans: Trump’s Tricky Primary Tango
The Reluctant Republicans: Trump’s Tricky Primary Tango In a twist that’s as shocking as finding out your grandma is a secret salsa champion, Donald Trump…
Trump’s Florida Fundraiser Rakes in Record-Shattering Haul of Adoring Wealthy Donors’ Money
Trump’s Florida Fundraiser Rakes in Record-Shattering Haul of Adoring Wealthy Donors’ Money In a stunning display of the unshakable loyalty of America’s rich and powerful,…
Top Dogs Play Dice With Divinity: World Leaders’ Summit Unravels
World Leaders Summit takes an unexpected turn as leaders decide who gets to play God. A humorous look into the chaos of international politics.