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This Reality TV Star Just Became Transportation Secretary, And The Results Are Already Pure Entertainment

In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned reality TV producer blush, former “Real World: Boston” star Sean Duffy has been tapped as our next Reality TV Transportation Secretary. Because apparently, managing America’s complex transportation infrastructure is just like surviving a season on MTV – except with more trains and fewer hot tubs.

From MTV’s “Real World” to Real Infrastructure

Duffy brings his unique skill set to the role, including experience in dramatic confessionals and axe-throwing – both crucial qualifications for overseeing the nation’s highways and airways. As one anonymous DOT employee noted, “At least he’s used to dealing with traffic… of the TV ratings kind.”

Making Transportation Great Again, One Episode at a Time

The former lumberjack-turned-congressman has promised to bring his reality TV expertise to the department. “We’re going to make infrastructure sexy again,” Duffy reportedly declared while dramatically pausing for camera effect.

Safety First, Ratings Second

Transportation industry veteran Janet Mitchell commented, “I wasn’t sure about having a reality TV star manage our nation’s transportation system, but then I remembered – if he could survive MTV’s drama, he can probably handle air traffic control.”

PISR’s March E. Tellerman weighed in: “Y’all, this is wilder than that time my mama wrestled a gator! Putting a reality TV star in charge of transportation is like teaching a banjo-playing rooster to direct traffic – it might work, but you’re gonna want to film it either way!”

In the end, whether Duffy’s tenure will be a hit series or a one-season wonder remains to be seen. But one thing’s for sure – the ratings will be through the roof, even if the infrastructure isn’t.