Welcome to the International House of Patriarchy: Where Traditional Gender Roles are Our Secret Sauce!

Step right up to the International House of Patriarchy (IHoP), where we’ve been grilling up sizzling traditional gender roles since the dawn of toxic masculinity! Our secret recipe? A dash of outdated values, a sprinkle of casual sexism, and a heaping helping of willful ignorance.

Menu Specials: Gender Stereotypes à la Carte

At IHoP, we serve traditional gender roles just like grandma used to enforce:

– The Breadwinner Breakfast: Eggs with a side of emotional unavailability, served on a bed of crispy superiority complex

– Housewife’s Delight: A delicate soufflé of submission, paired with a refreshing glass of dreams deferred

– Kid’s Menu: Blue plates for future CEOs, pink plates for future trophy wives (No substitutions, or so help me patriarchy!)

A menu board with the above items, decorated with cartoon mustaches and hair bows, traditional gender roles

Kitchen Hierarchy: Maintaining the Flavor of Inequality

Remember, a well-oiled IHoP kitchen runs smoother than a freshly waxed 1950s Cadillac:

1. Men flip the pancakes (and the power dynamics)

2. Women serve with a smile (or risk being sent back to the kitchen)

3. Children should be seen, not heard (unless they’re reinforcing gender norms)

Customer Service: Serving Up Satisfaction, Patriarchy-Style

Keep your patrons happy with these traditionalist touches:

– Complimentary cigars for men discussing important manly topics

– Fainting couches for the ladies overcome by all that equality in the air

– A soundproof room for millennials attempting to explain the concept of gender fluidity

A "Customer of the Month" wall featuring only male patrons, with a tiny "Ladies' Auxiliary" section in the corner, traditional gender roles

Junior Manager Sr., our Senior Project Manager at PISR, commented: “IHoP’s commitment to traditional gender roles is more impressive than my ability to avoid eye contact with employees who remind me of my mother. It’s like they’ve taken the concept of delegating tasks and turned it into a beautiful, regressive art form. I’d compliment them on their technique, but that might involve showing emotion, and we can’t have that now, can we?”

Remember, at the International House of Patriarchy, we don’t just serve breakfast – we serve a full stack of traditional gender roles with a side of blissful ignorance! Now, who’s ready to order?