Why Did Justin Trudeau Resign? Trump's Merger Plan

Why Did Justin Trudeau Resign? Trump’s Response Involves Maple Syrup and Moose Politics!

In what can only be described as the most Canadian plot twist since someone put gravy on french fries, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his resignation on Monday, leaving everyone wondering why did Justin Trudeau resign. But before anyone could say “Oh geez, eh?” former U.S. President Donald Trump launched a hostile-yet-polite takeover bid that would make real estate agents need a double-double coffee.

The Great Canadian Annexation, Eh?

A moose in a business suit reviewing Trump's proposal while beaver lawyers shake their heads in disapproval

As Canadians collectively spilled their Tim Hortons trying to understand why did Justin Trudeau resign, Trump took to Truth Social with a proposal more audacious than putting pineapple on pizza: “CANADA WILL BE THE GREATEST STATE IN HISTORY – BIGGER THAN TEXAS (BUT NOT AS WARM)!”

March E. Tellerman, Master of Marketing Madness at PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com, shared his unique perspective:

“Listen here, baby! This is wilder than that time my mama tried to convince a moose to file her taxes. We’re talking about merging two countries faster than my cousin Merle’s shotgun wedding!”

Jeffrey Pesos, the website’s Director of E-Commerce Operations, added: “I’ll deliver Canada to America in 48 hours or less, with Prime shipping, of course. Terms and conditions apply, batteries not included.”

From Parliament to Walmart: A North American Story

The ghost of Queen Elizabeth II reportedly appeared in a Tim Hortons and declared, “One simply doesn’t turn one’s commonwealth nation into a yankee state without proper teatime consultation.”

A Canadian goose wearing a "Make America Greater Than Before" hat while aggressively protecting the border

When asked about why did Justin Trudeau resign, sources close to the situation claimed it had nothing to do with Trump’s offer to rename Ottawa to “New New York” or his proposal to convert all maple syrup reserves into Trump-branded pancake topping.

Remember folks, in politics, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction – but in this case, both are aboot as crazy as a hockey player in a sandstorm.